IM SO FUCKING SORRY
i t d o e s n ‘ t h a v e t o b e a h u m a n
YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT
♪ O k a y B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU
I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy
I really wish people understood this.
you should be watching
Watching someone fangirl in a fandom you’re not a part of
Do you ever just stop and think
Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?
So we were going through some of my brother’s really old school work and a question on a worksheet was “What do you do to be healthy?” and I think this answer basically sums up my life.
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you
"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"